goodnight

imagineyouricon:

Imagine sitting beside your icon on a 14 hours plane ride

deeee-light:

Hillary Clinton pant-suit rainbow

(Source: oh-hannahdear)

walkingwithdragons:

meladoodle:

why does this dolphin look like it knows something i don’t

Someone didn’t read Hitchhiker’s Guide

hunkules:

if you haven’t seen Imagine Dragons’ new video for “Demons” you may need to emotionally prepare yourself

gingercorn:

aqono:

prettyflyforaredspy:

the-froosh:

youre-notinthis-alone:

accioandybiersack:

reblogging for reference 

Reblogging for future reference 

Reblogging for future reference

that is AMAZING

Woah

That “put it back in the first place you looked for it” is such a good idea. I’m going to start doing that, I think.

Woah so THAT’S why they call it squeeky clean…

(Source: hannahsneakers)

perfectlyquaint:

justnotindie:

goldcoastfamily:

“If there is no ups and downs, it means that you are dead” 

I just saw this without the picture and realized the deeper meaning…

I will never get over this

(Source: whatmeansxoxo)

karkateverdeen:

achievement-hunter:

snarkeet:

pinkprisoner:

megallica:

I was trying to make Akinator guess himself. After a few questions he asked if my character was a genie and I knew he was going to get it, so when he asked if my character was gay I just said yes. The he asked if my character was known for a specific sexual act and I said yes again. This is the answer I got.

look how proud he is of his sexy bf

I didn’t know Akinator was gay.

well this is awkward

#akinator you little shit

kouharens:

IF YOU HAVE A CRUSH ON ME OR WANT TO BE FRIENDS YOU LITERALLY HAVE TO SPELL IT OUT FOR ME BECAUSE IM DUMB AND OBLIVIOUS AND EVEN IF I HAVE SUSPICIONS I WILL PROBABLY JUST BRUSH THEM OFF BECAUSE IM AN INSECURE PIECE OF SHIT WHO DOESNT DESERVE YOUR LOVE„,

egberts:

viarga:

just-laff:

egberts:

if i ever met a genie i wouldnt wish for a million dollars id wish that whenever i bought something i’d always have the right amount of money to pay for it in my pocket

you are one of the great thinkers of our time

Then you’d look at a house and be like “oh damn I wanna live there” and millions of dollars would be in your pockets, crushing and killing you instantly

thats why you have to make sure you have huge pockets before you go house shopping duh